Off Dat PLUM!

Da fruit in my backyard is growing rapidly, which means I must use it even more rapidly. My pop's plum tree is off da chain as of late so I decided to make a sour cream plum pie. It may sound a bit odd but trust me... hook it up with something nice and you can find out what you have been missing.

And for Those of You Fruits out There

I have pictured below a wonderfully sweet yet somewhat tart cherry pie.

Back in da Pie Game

I took a little break from baking... but the times are changing!

Kahlua Pecan Pie


This can be yours.. for a small price*





*Price based on whatever you got.

Drinking Crack

I ordered an espresso after eating a magnificent meal at an even more magnificent Mexican restaurant. I forget the name of the place, but I assume it to was magnificent. Anyhow, this little cup contained some potent as coffee. Big things come in small packages.

Two Posts in One Day?!?!

Yes, yes indeed. This second post was made possible by my dear friend Ben Folwer. The handsome chap featured in the photograph below is none other than Mikey Sunseri. Mike fucks shit up on a skateboard and also has the body of a Greek God.

Oh for the Love of Weirdness

Weird is spelled W-E-I-R-D, trust me I know... I'm a glow worm. This a pensive ass clip of Peter Raffin.

More Stuff and Things to Wet your Whimpering Whistle

If you are in the mood for weirdness and midgets, I suggest you go on out and peel this film off the shelf of your local Hollywood Video. You'll be stoked, or pissed. Either way, you will at least feel something.

Zack Attack

Zack Wallin's teeth rip through burgers just like the slugs from his 9 rip through fool's chests.



"Ye bitch... das right... YO gunna get EATIN!"




"I told yah so... BITCH!"

Zack Wallin's got a GAT

He also has a weiner dog name Rufus. One time Rufus and I were walking down the sidewalk near Walsh and San Thomas. It was not long before we witnessed Zack unleash a hail of gunfire in our peaceful direction.