Happy Halloween

The Jersey shore wishes you a wonderful Halloween. If you have not yet exhumed a corpse, dressed it up in a fancy suit, and taken it out to get pho... then you had better get a move on.

Seasonal Boozing

I have not been able to Clog nearly as much I would like. I blame school, work, society, and SATAN! Either way, it is almost halloween so its time to make up for a lack of it. Drink some of this while you watch the Exorcist... NAKED... I might add.

If you pound back enough of these little guys you may find yourself transformed into an actual pumpkin. Now that is a situation only Gregor Samsa would relate to. And that is a reference I doubt anyone will understand.

You Ought to See

I pride myself in having seen quite a few horror films in my day, and find that I have become somewhat jaded to violent and disturbing images. Taking that into account you should know that the film displayed above is no joke.

Frankenstein

This is Tom Calderwood's (my father's) Clog debut. In retrospect I wish it could have been under more pleasant circumstances, but this incident fits perfectly with my Halloween style posts. As you all know (or should know) my pops is a regular surf ninja. He usually shred the SHIT out of anything in his path, but the other day things did not go so well. He received a board to the cranium and a nice set of staples... yes... staples. Happy really early Halloween!

Happy October!

Fall is an amazing season, what with all the colorful leaves and balmy weather. Halloween is positioned during October and adds to the magic of the season. Each october I like to partake in the watching of horror movies and animal sacrifices. In order to honor my seasonal ways I shall have Clog posts dedicated to creepy imagines and Halloween related things. here is a trick of Nugget after he gets possessed by the devil.