Beyond The Brass

I shall quote the previously quoted, and that shall lead you to the truth.

"trust the tale not the teller...
that which fascinates us is by definition true."



Focusing on the big picture will smother all the humanity that is left in man.

Murky Memories of Misfortune Vol. 2

The Clog now journeys to a time long since past, filled with peculiar people, foreign lands, and flammable cocktails, to bring you another embarrassing installment of Murky Memories of Misfortune. Let us all travel back in time to Oct. 31, 2008.



The calm before the absinthe storm. Who knew sugar cubes could turn green.



If scientists say that Jesus was most likely black, does that mean Satan is too. My guess is that he's actually Asian, sorry Arthur.



The true star of this Clog post was a young man whose name I cannot remember, but who played music I will never forget. On This Halloween night, oh so many moons ago, a young lad came upon party without a costume on his back. He knew no one attending this gathering but brought with him a trumpet, and a thirst for booze. He played his horn with great skill and sipped beer between notes. He was the life of the party until he eventually passed out, for one reason or another. This was the only photographic proof of his existence.

The Best Shit Ever Vol. 1

We here at the Clog now will lump life into two categories, because lord knows, things are complicated enough as they are. The two previously mentioned categories go by the names of, "the best shit ever," and "the worst shit ever." Keeping with the theme of optimism, The Clog presents to you The X Files. Easily one of the best shows ever, The X Files shed light on many an important subject, including baseball.



There would normally be a youtube clip accompanying this message, but for now there is only a picture and the words, " now unless you're hiding some Chinese food let's call it a day.

Chase Guest Post Vol. 2

I will once again start by saying that Chase had nothing to with this post, except providing the featured photograph. So in a way I suppose he is the grand orchestrator of this Clog series. What's the deal Chase? You trying to take over The Clog? The Clog and everything it stands for can be yours for the small price of... a lifetime supply of Specialties peanut butter and white chocolate macadamia nut cookies.



I these troubled times a little nostalgia is necessary.



Once again, thank you Chase.

Murky Memories of Misfortune

This Clog installment goes to Ty's dear old roommate Sam. Never without a smile and always in favor of having a few friends over for a party, Samwise may have become a little too excited on this night of nights.



Doing good, doing good.



Eh, well maybe not that good.



David had some misfortune of his own, but it wasn't nearly as funny.