Friday, June 12, 2015

Howling at the June Moon

Have you noticed that the days are a little longer and the nights a t-shirt friendly temperature?  That's right my pretties, summer is upon us.  A lackluster winter and a yawn inducing spring made us forget about the mirthful months of summer.  I have a feeling that during these next few months the black raincloud bitch of a year known as 2015 will pull the metaphorical rod out of its colon and allow us some joy and merriment.  Only time will tell, so in the meantime let me give a little shout out to the Cloggers and those who...


Save hot sauce packets from restaurants, and actually use them.
Pregame for the after party.
Appreciate a good front crooks.
Find joy walking as opposed to driving.  
Wear an SNK tattoo.
Live for the simple things in life.
Laugh until they cry.
Show up unannounced.
Bring a beer bottle but not a water bottle during a hike.
Keep it mellow.
Keep is super mellow.
Walk around barefoot.
Will never learn their lesson.
Yell at the top of their lungs.
Intentionally break their phone.
Know what's up.
Embrace the good life.
Have experienced Tommy's.
Have ever cruised the Carlton Ave.
Don't believe in proofreading. 
To those who have ever loved,
 to those who have every lost,
 and to those who have never stopped fucking around,
 no matter the cost.