Pies for Product... ALERT!

These are little apple pies. It is as simple as that. They are the size of large muffins and come in apple flavor (or perhaps blueberry, or cherry, or other fruit pie varieties upon request). The are beyond cute and guaranteed to get you laid. let the bidding begin!

Screw You Guys... I'm Going Home!

There is not much use in writing an overly drawn out caption for this clip, It speaks for itself.

The Legend of the Aquamoeba

There once was a time when the ocean was a strange unexplored place. Those who dwelled on the seldom ventured into the water depths, for fear of creatures like the Aquamoeba. It is believed, and clearly stated on the card's text, that the Aquamoeba's power and toughness could be switched until the the end of turn, if its player discarded a card from their hand. Can I get a "HELLLLLLL YEEEEEEE!"

I have no idea what's going on...

While the rest of the population smokes weed, Jon (aka Chron) Nguyen destroys ledges. Here is a clip of Jon trying to 50 50 a ledge and just doing a bunch of nosegrinds. Spark up a blunt and enjoy!

Reasons why I stay home and skate my box all day

I bet none of your little neighbors stand at the bottom of your driveway with a flower for you. And I bet if they did you would not put it inside an empty bottle of absinthe. I live a charmed life.

Peter Raffin has a cell phone?

Peter Jensen Raffin "DID" have a cell phone... until he left it in my car. It reminded me of a Sting song.

Diary of an Orange Thief

since late december I have been ransacking my neighbor's front yard by way of the "orange tree rape." I have successfully stolen every single orange off of these unsuspecting people's tree. Why do such a thing? Only those who have tasted these amazing citrus beauties will ever know. I was drawn to this tree first thing every morning. I can safely say that some divine spirit instructed me to commit these burglaries, and I am not completely to blame.

The tree is now fruitless...

here is to the memories...


This is kinda of what my ball sack looks like when I go to the doctor.



Do not be surprised if you find yourself beating off to this picture.

Where's the brew?

It has come to my attention that there has been absolutely no Clog post about coffee yet. I doubt anyone actually cares, but here is a picture of a picture perfect picturesque latte with a picture of a heart flowery thingy in the foam! PICTURE THAT! Veronika's lovely tattooed foot is also featured in this photo.

Jon Nguyen Footage

This is a nice little video I plopped together of my buddy Nugget. It everything proceeds normally until things start looking like that John Carpenter movie, Ghosts of Mars (or a Peter Raffin Black Label ad).



However, we all know that The Thing is a much better John Carpenter movie...



...anywho here is Jon's video.

Peter Raffin + My Dad = <3 <3 <3

I awoke this morning to find this on the kitchen table... need I say anymore?

All Hail Jesse Rose

Jesse Rose turned 20 years old roughly a month ago. I made him a little video to showcase his awesomeness, and in case you did not see it at his party, here is it on The Clog. I love you Jesse.

stuff and things

This week has been filled with an abundance of stuff and things. Sorry to those loyal cloggers (I did not know such things existed), I will have something awesome soon!