Diary of an Orange Thief

since late december I have been ransacking my neighbor's front yard by way of the "orange tree rape." I have successfully stolen every single orange off of these unsuspecting people's tree. Why do such a thing? Only those who have tasted these amazing citrus beauties will ever know. I was drawn to this tree first thing every morning. I can safely say that some divine spirit instructed me to commit these burglaries, and I am not completely to blame.

The tree is now fruitless...

here is to the memories...


This is kinda of what my ball sack looks like when I go to the doctor.



Do not be surprised if you find yourself beating off to this picture.