Chicken Pie

Never underestimate the power of chicken. This winged creature is capable not only of clucking, but also of curing every chronic disease known to man. Billy Witch Doctor.Com was quoted saying, "arise chicken, chicken arise." If you need any more proof that chicken flesh is a miracle meat then sink your incisors into one of my scrumptious chicken pies. Piping hot chicken breast and freshly prepared vegetables are bathed in a savory homemade gravy and encased in a flaky pastry crust. After consuming one slice of this disease fighting pie you will be thankful you traded me a board for it.

Cockfights at Walmart

It was on a dreary winter's day that Nugget and I stumbled into Walmart. He ventured in with hopes of finding cheap food and I was in need of a couple new shirts to clothe my freckled body. Our mission was a complete success, and as an added bonus we were invited to watch a cockfight taking place just outside. The rooster I bet on lost miserably but the whole ordeal was immensely entertaining none the less. These are the things that make rainy days worth while.

100th Clog Post Anniversary

I have sequestered myself in the dingy cell that is my room for the past two weeks trying to concoct a 100th Clog. The social umbilical cord that connects me to the outside world has been severed in order to maintain focus and concentration. Despite all my best efforts however, I am unable to think of anything groundbreaking. My gun was loaded and cocked, and I was prepared to repaint the walls of my room with brains when a thought came to me. Why do I care about a 100th Clog post? What is it but a number? I began thinking back to my favorite television episodes. The memorable ones were never the 100th episode variety shows and 20 year anniversary spectaculars. I gently lowered the firearm from its perch upon my right temple and closed my laptop

The Man, the myth, the Miller

Stink is definitely a human being I am fond of. He has a genuine lust for existence that I doubt will be hampered by time or circumstance. Spend a few moments to marvel at these pictures before you head out into the world.