This enormous piece of beef jerky has graced the walls of The Cave since its original inhabitants first arrived. Carson Lee has recently parted ways with his beloved home and eccentric yet sexy roommates. No one dared break open the package and take a bite out of the giant piece of meat, until a couple weeks ago while Carson was packing up some of his belongings.
Soon after gnawing on the two year old slab of dehydrated steak Carson embarked on his own personal couch tour. He has been crashing on people's floors all over the greater San Jose area, so keep your doors unlocked because the homeless Viper needs a place to rest his lovely little head.
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