Eat your Damn Pie, Damnit

Pie is one of the greatest things on the planet, and so is pumpkin, and so is fall, and so are nuts... so therefore by default, pumpkin pie with nut topping must be the single most amazing to grace god's green earth . One slice of this pie contains more than half the daily requirement of vitamin A, and a nice wholesome helping of protein and fiber (I think). So grub away my friends, because fall is upon us and everyone needs some pie in their lives.

Ghouls Over my Garage

I know that Halloween is closing in when ghouls start appearing above my garage. It makes it hard for me to skate my box when there is a menacing demon looming over my head, but at least it enhances my holiday spirit.

A Grinch for every Season

As Halloween approaches it is important to pay tribute to those frightful animated films that bring us thrills and chills. People typically think of Tim Burton's The NIghtmare Before Christmas and Charlie Brown's The Great Pumpkin when it comes to animated fright flicks, but what about Dr. Sues?

unbeknownst to most, not only did the Grinch terrorize Whoville during Christmas but also on Halloween night! Halloween is Grinch Night was released during the late 70's and boasts some bizarre creatures and subtle religious undertones, that may or may not lend to the film's obscurity. Having said this, I doubt Grinch NIght is available at your local Blockbuster (no offense Chase), so come over to my home and we will have pie and a movie night.



That damn Grinch is always getting into some creepy ass shit.

Smells I am Intrigued by

Fall smells better than all of the other seasons combined, pureed in a food processor, sprinkled with brown sugar, and baked to a perfect golden brown. Nothing compares to the scent of the crisp morning air, and freshly steamed pumpkin spiced lattes of fall. All these aromas are in abundance during this glorious season, however lately I have been confronted with some thought provoking smells (the below pictures are not of the actual event).



The first smell that presented itself to me was that of festering rain soaked dumpster filth. I took a shortcut to my class today and found a wonderful collection of trash cans and recycling bins that had been drenched by the torrential downpour the day before. The smell reminded me of a wet rotting dog carcass encased in old pizza boxes.



The second pungent aroma I encountered was at the Roosevelt Park mere hours ago. While gleefully rolling around on my skateboard I noticed a dark cloud of smoke engulfing my surroundings. After some investigating I discovered that the fog of filth was coming from a bbq fifty yards away. This particular grill session must have been fueled by plastic bottles and dried up feces because after an hour or so of exposure to the smoke I felt light headed and weak.

Oh Yes, It is Fall

Cast aside your worries, sink your teeth into a sliver of pumpkin cheesecake, and desensitize yourself by watching one of the many vomit inducing horror movies that adorn the walls of blockbuster. Scary movies are monsters and so are monsters... having said that, here is the first of many fall film recommendations I will burden you all (Ben Fowler, Lane Kerans, and maybe Nugget) with.



Those Koreans sure do know how to create an unbelievably bizarre monster. Let the Horror begin!