Decking the Halls with Dank

My father, better known as the almighty Tom Calderwood, was purchasing a small cup of joe at Starbucks in downtown Campbell, when he was approached by one of the baristas working there. "You look just like the father from 7th Heaven," she exclaimed with a twinkle in her eye. I can only imagine the face my father made in response. Hopefully it looked something like this.



Whether or not Tom looks anything like Stephen Collins is up for debate.



Here is Tom Calderwood performing his famous "Don't Smoke Pot" monologue.