Da Bay

Just a friendly Clog Reminder...



they have jelly fish in Scotland. These squishy creatures have four purple markings on the top of their bodies and enjoy gazing upon oddly shaped suspension bridges. I have created this post because I know that deep down, everyone is curious about the marine life in other parts of the world.



more concerning Scotland in the near future.

Visions from the Road Vol. ?

I cannot recall a time driving along highway five without my senses being assaulted by scorchingly beautiful sunsets and staggering views. Coming back from Oregon a few weeks ago was no different.



If one comes across a farm on the side of the road, one must stop there and purchase fruit and other farm goods.



The skatepark in Weed feels like it was designed by some baked ass dude whose never skated, but the view is incredible.



At the intersection of heaven and hell. Of course there is a liquor store there.



Street lights flicker as the end nears.



Nothing but the road and the infinite unknown.



Sigh.

Steady Sleeping

I always take comfort in the fact that, whether I am at school, working for "the man," or out skating, my two freeloading pets are sound asleep.



Name: Quynh
Sex: NA, seeing as how his balls were extracted long ago.
Occupation: Nap scientist. Quynh seldom sleeps for more than 3 hours at a time, periodically taking breaks to refuel and change napping location.
Hobbies: Quynh enjoys recreational napping, dozing off, daydreaming, resting, eating, tearing away at carpet, tearing away at human flesh, and tormenting birds.




Name: Mookie
Sex: Male, seeing as how his genitals are still intact. However, the last time he experienced the scaly touch of a female was over a decade ago.
Occupation: Professional Sleeper, with an emphasis in sleeping as an alternative to living. Mookie appears to be sleeping even when he is awake and often will come across as dead when he is sleeping.
Hobbies: In his spare time Mookie can be found licking his eyeballs for moisture, laying across 100 degree rocks, and gorging himself on live crickets.