Steady Sleeping

I always take comfort in the fact that, whether I am at school, working for "the man," or out skating, my two freeloading pets are sound asleep.



Name: Quynh
Sex: NA, seeing as how his balls were extracted long ago.
Occupation: Nap scientist. Quynh seldom sleeps for more than 3 hours at a time, periodically taking breaks to refuel and change napping location.
Hobbies: Quynh enjoys recreational napping, dozing off, daydreaming, resting, eating, tearing away at carpet, tearing away at human flesh, and tormenting birds.




Name: Mookie
Sex: Male, seeing as how his genitals are still intact. However, the last time he experienced the scaly touch of a female was over a decade ago.
Occupation: Professional Sleeper, with an emphasis in sleeping as an alternative to living. Mookie appears to be sleeping even when he is awake and often will come across as dead when he is sleeping.
Hobbies: In his spare time Mookie can be found licking his eyeballs for moisture, laying across 100 degree rocks, and gorging himself on live crickets.