Saturday, October 22, 2016

Hallohhhhh Well I am a Little Behind on Clogging

My current emotional disposition has left me fervently vexed.  I feel obligated to fill the month of October with as many Clog posts as humanly possible, being that it is my favorite time of year.  However I cannot for the life of me find a solid foothold to begin the arduous task of climbing this mountain of blogging.  I may as well start here, and after a few miscalculations perhaps I shall tumble right back to the base of the Everest sized pile of shit writing I have stacked up.



I want to see a show of hands from those hopeless souls, drifting throw the digital tundra of the internet, who are sick of watching the superhero car flip.  This gimmicky action device has been thoughtlessly thrown into several science fiction and action films.  Most recently the superhero car flip reared its hideous Medusa head in the the television series Stranger Things, a show that certainly should hold itself to higher standards.  I am boycotting this bollocks!


Instead of turning to cheap computer generated sludge this Halloween, watch something like Nosferatu, a vampire movie made during the silent film era that remains creepy as hell to this day.  

   

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