Beach Body in the Dead of Winter

Here at The Clog we have always been deeply connected to the fitness world, and spend countless hours developing new ways to ensure that you and your loved ones lead an active and healthy life.  Our newest weight loss venture is somewhat experimental, but the key concept is strongly supported by Men's Health and other reputable publications.  Recent studies show that sleeping in colder temperatures speeds up metabolism, increases fat burning, and some other mumbo jumbo regarding different colored fat that you are more than welcome to read about here: http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20140122/could-turning-down-the-thermostat-help-you-lose-weight.    

If subjecting oneself to uncomfortably cold temperatures during slumber is the key to weight loss, then why not spend a night at The Yellow House Icebox Overnight Spa!  Ever wonder how the occupants of this dilapidated shack off 13th and Santa Clara posses some of the hottest bodies in all of San Jose?  Let us just say it isn't their diet of beer and tacos, but rather the fact that during the winter months they sleep in below freezing temperatures.  For only twenty dollars a night you can spend the night sleeping on the floor in one of five unattractive rooms in the Yellow House.  After only a few sessions you are guaranteed to see results.  Imagine the breath you see leaving your frozen purple lips as pounds gracefully exiting your ass and thighs.  

Side effects may include:  Increased mucus secretion, shortness of breath, cough, color change in fingers and toes, arrhythmia, muscle weakness, asthma, shrinkage of the testicles and penis in males, frostbite, hypothermia, and in some cases, death.   

Happy Holidays!