Sensible Yoga Alternatives

"Why can't I be this flexible when I'm sober," asked Austin while stretching at the bar during one of our wiener Wednesday sessions.  His statement got the gears within my pea sized brain turning.
The average male lacks both the body contorting ability and monk like attention span needed to survive a full yoga class.  It just is not part of our genetic makeup.  But what if there was some way to loosen those muscles and relax the mind, making that downward facing dog pose not such an uncomfortable chore.  Here at The Clog we feel the solution to this problem, and most other day to day issues, is beer.  And thus drunken yoga was born.  Classes will begin August first at our Los Gatos studio.  The bring your own beer policy will be enforced, along with limitations on hard alcohol consumption.

        
In addition to helping students loosen up mentally and physically, booze may also contribute to casual hookups between males and females within the class.  We have all been enamored of that limber goddess at the other end of the yoga studio.  The one you'd love so badly to ask out for a beer, or even settle for a wheat grass shot, just to have the chance to sit down and chat with her.  But after she rolls up her mat and lets down her hair, you simply watch as her perfectly toned yoga buttocks struts off into the distance.  Well friends, those days are over.  Drunk yoga is about to change both the fitness and dating world forever.  Just make sure you do not throw up mid child's pose.