The Portland Penetration

Some people spend their spring break doing body shots off of exotic mexican beauties in rowdy night clubs. I on the other hand prefer the road less traveled, and my particular road is paved with rain clouds, PBR, and donuts. Below are a slew of fleeting images from my excursion up north.

A dirty mattress underneath a mysterious tent makes for a surprisingly comfortable living space.


In Portland the beer is so abundant that it sprouts from the ground.


The majestic Stephen Miller standing next to the majestic Multnomah Falls


A massively majestic view.


Choi and I invented a new drink called the "Spiller," which is a combination of sparks and Miller High Life. It tastes relatively good and makes you feel like the world is dancing on your brain.


Stink was inclined to hang out with his HO in the backyard.


Portland is all about good food and good beer.


Between our bbq and this bonfire we used an entire can of lighter fluid.


Hope your like you jeans well done.


I took a trip to the infamous Voodoo Donuts, where I purchased a grape ape and a captain crunch donut (not shown). A grape ape is a raised donut with vanilla frosting, grape pixie stix, and grape sprinkles. One of these and a cup of coffee is just the way to get a party started.


I thought I would end this Clog with a picture of Stink... Stoned out of his mind, drinking a High Life, and eating a giant rice krispy treat.